An Unanswered Letter to Ira Glass

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 16, 2008

Ira Glass
c/o This American Life
153 West 27th Street, Suite 1104
New York, NY 10001

Dear Mr. Glass,

I’ve been trying to get a hold of a few people to write letters to. Sadly, this has proven to be more difficult than you could expect! It’s almost like famous people are homeless or something. I figure you could help me out. Anyway you could send me an autographed photo and the addresses of the people listed below?

Bob Geldof
Alan Greenspan
Phil Ivey
Jack Kavorkian
Christopher Moore

I would also like to report the RIAA as a terrorist organization. Do you think the Department of Homeland Security would be the best place for this?

Oh, and the more I think about it, the less I want Bob Geldof’s address, so I am sure that by the time you get this letter I will have thought about it enough to no longer want it, so forget that part please.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. did you know you share the same name as the bad guy from M. Night Shyamalan’s movie “Unbreakable”?