An Unanswered Letter to Laura Schlessinger

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 17, 2008

Dr. Laura Schlessinger
P.O. Box 8120
Van Nuys, CA 91409

Dear Dr. Schlessinger,

Did you ever see the episode of West Wing where you were lampooned? I kind of think that was unfair, since I know you would have stood up when the President entered the room, right?

I saw the naked pictures of you on the internet. There are some things a man wishes he could just unsee! I didn’t have even one impure thought. It was worse than the time I watched the “2 Girls 1 Cup” video. Have you ever seen that? It’s disgusting.

Speaking of photos…can I get an autographed one? I prefer one where your clothes are on,  but that’s really up to you.

I listen to your show, but think you are evil. Whenever I find myself agreeing with you I have to reexamine my beliefs. Thankfully this doesn’t happen too often.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen