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An Unanswered Letter to His Holiness the Dalai Lama

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


November 7, 2011


The Office of His Holiness the Dalai Lama
Thekchen Choeling
P.O. McLeod Ganj
Dharamsala
Himachal Pradesh (H.P.) 176219
India

Dear Your Holiness the Dalai Lama,

Would you please draw me a ninja?

My friend Joe the Peacock got a pizza deliveryman to draw a ninja on a pizza box. He put “Draw a ninja on the box” in the special instructions for his pizza order and the local Domino’s did this for him.

I would like to outdo Joe the Peacock, so I was hoping you would draw me a ninja. I figure if you did this for me I’d probably be the only person on the planet that has a ninja drawn by the Dalai Lama. Unless you draw ninjas for people a lot. All the same, I would still like one. Who wouldn’t want a ninja drawn by the Dalai Lama?

Please sign the drawing so Joe will know I didn’t just fake it! If you can’t send me a ninja drawing I would love an autographed photo.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


p.s. I’m totally for an autonomous Tibet.


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