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An Unanswered Letter to Penthouse Letters

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 12, 2010

Penthouse Letters
Editorial and Advertising Offices
20 Broad Street, 14th Floor
New York, NY 10005    

Dear Penthouse,

I never thought I’d be writing a letter like this, since I’ve never bagged a beautiful airline stewardess or even banged some guy’s hot wife while her husband looked on from the closet. I am a little into kinky sex though, but since I am Norwegian this means I just leave the lights on while doing it!

This is why I am writing! The other day I did just that, fun sex with the lights on. It was on a dimmer though, so we had them quite low. But they were on! Kinky, huh?

Now I can tell all my friends I wrote a letter to Penthouse Letters. I’ll probably lie and tell them I bagged the airline stewardess though. That way when you next run such a letter they will think it is mine. I’ll probably try to get my girlfriend to dress up in one of those uniforms and say things like, “Coffee, tea, or me?” This way it wouldn’t exactly be a lie.

Keep up the good work!

Any way I could get an autographed photo or something? Also, when you print this letter you don’t have to send me any money or anything, but I do wear an X-Large T-Shirt (hint hint!).


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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