An Unanswered Letter to Lou Dobbs

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 17, 2008

Lou Dobbs
c/o CNN
1 Time Warner Center
New York, NY 10019

Dear Mr. Dobbs,

I wrote a letter to Bill O’Reilly asking him if ignorant asshats know they are ignorant asshats. He didn’t write back! I thought I was being pretty funny, but I guess I hurt his feelings or something. Seems to me you should have thicker skin than that if you’re going to be on TV!

I mean, if I made fun of you I doubt you would take it personally, would you? Like if I asked for an autographed photo knowing you’d have to have a staffer help you with your letters (and I used the obvious joke about a wide angle lens), you’d still send me one, right?

So how about it? Send me a photo?

And since “Bill O” wouldn’t answer, I’ll ask you…do you think Bill O’Reilly is an ignorant asshat?

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen