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An Unanswered Letter to Assistant Principal Mark Strout

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 16, 2009

Assistant Principal Mark Strout
c/o Danvers High School
60 Cabot Rd.
Danvers, MA 01923

Dear Assistant Principal Mark Strout,

I am proud you are fighting to keep America free of this “meeping” plague! Not enough people are doing their part to keep this a free country! If people just went around saying “meep” wherever the hell they felt like it there would be chaos and eventually people would be yelling “Fire!” in crowded theaters!

Don’t let the whole “snitches get stitches” thing scare you! It’s a good thing that you stood up to that unruly Theodora Michaels woman and turned her into the Danvers Police Department. She belongs in jail alongside any student that refuses to stop saying “meep.”

You, sir, are not to be ridiculed and mocked like so many thousands of people are doing, but should be commended (and I hope soon to be promoted). Superintendent Mark Strout sounds reasonable and respectful to me!


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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