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An Unanswered Letter to Miracle-gro

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 19, 2011

Scotts Help Center
14111 Scottslawn Rd.
Marysville, OH 43041

Dear Miracle-gro,

My girlfriend wanted me to write to ask if you sell any male enhancement products. I said that’s silly, but with a name like “Miracle-gro” you are leaving money on the table if you’re not!

I get a lot of email from people promising me a lot of growth (and girth), but so far I haven’t taken them up on this, but really, if your reputable company were to come out with such a product I am sure men would be lining up for blocks for some Miracle-gro!

I told her I’d write, so that’s what I’m doing. If you do sell such a thing can you send me a sample?


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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