An Unanswered Letter to Miracle-gro
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
April 19, 2011
Scotts Help Center
14111 Scottslawn Rd.
Marysville, OH 43041
Dear Miracle-gro,
My girlfriend wanted me to write to ask if you sell any male enhancement products. I said that’s silly, but with a name like “Miracle-gro” you are leaving money on the table if you’re not!
I get a lot of email from people promising me a lot of growth (and girth), but so far I haven’t taken them up on this, but really, if your reputable company were to come out with such a product I am sure men would be lining up for blocks for some Miracle-gro!
I told her I’d write, so that’s what I’m doing. If you do sell such a thing can you send me a sample?
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
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