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An Unanswered Letter to Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 14, 2010

Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue
PO Box 2210
Tehachapi, CA 93581

Dear Peaceful Valley Donkey Rescue,

Merry Christmas!

Here’s $5! I realize it’s not a lot, but then I don’t have a lot to give. I thought of sticking it into some skywalk musician’s case, but honestly most of those guys aren’t any good. Their songs are poorly disguised institutionalized begging! If anything I’ve considered offering them money to quit playing, but I don’t think $5 is enough to get them to stop, and I don’t want to hurt anyone’s feelings. If it wasn’t so damn cold out I’d go outside to avoid these guys. I find myself thinking, “They’re so bad I’d rather give my money to a donkey!” I know people think shit like this all the time, but I bet few of them follow through. Well I do! So here’s $5.

I wanted to explain why I am sending money to a donkey rather than giving it to one of those undeserving people! Please select a worthy jackass and buy him something special.

Sorry I vented. Thanks for listening!


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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