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An Unanswered Letter to Howard Stern

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 9, 2010

Howard Stern
c/o Tracey Millman
Sirius Satellite Radio
1221 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10020

Dear Howard Stern,

I tried to get an autographed photo of Denis Miller, but he didn’t send me anything. None of those fuckers at Fox did. Bill O’reilly didn’t. Sean Hannity didn’t. Glenn Beck didn’t. Even that left wing shill Alan Colmes ignored me. I can only conclude those bastards can dish it out, but not one of them can take it.

Is it my fault I mentioned that Denis Miller is a soulless sellout? Or that Alan Colmes seems to be lacking testicles? Or than Glenn Beck is a total fucking loon? No! I only speak the truth. I don’t remember what I said about Hannity, but I am sure it wasn’t nice.

I decided since these birthers won’t acknowledge me with a letter or photo that I would try you. So what do you say? Can I get an autographed photo? Please?


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. you can read this letter on the air if you want, but if you do can you send me a copy of the audio? I don’t get to listen to your show.


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