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An Unanswered Letter to Durex Condoms

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


December 6, 2010


SSL Americas
Durex Consumer Products
P.O. Box 921485
Norcross, GA 30010


Dear Durex,

Merry Christmas!

I wrote a poem about buying condoms. I thought you might like to read it. Maybe if you had a company newsletter you could put it in there too. (It’s kinda Christmassy.) You don’t owe me anything if you decide to share it. Heck, if you have a website you could even put it up there! I am sure people would enjoy reading it, and what is more poetical than buying condoms?


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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