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An Unanswered Letter to STP

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


January 10, 2009

STP
c/o The Clorox Company
Mail Stop 2334
1221 Broadway
Oakland, CA 94612-1888


Dear STP,

I’m friends with Joel Postman and he mentioned he’d love some STP stickers, since he’s all nostalgic about the ones he had as a kid, but I guess he’s too embarrassed to ask (probably because he’s famous or something), so I thought I’d ask for him, but honestly stickers are kinda lame. I mean I’d take them, but a shirt or something would be even cooler.

I promise I’ll pass anything you send me on to Joel Postman. You do know who Joel Postman is, right? I can’t promise he’ll be seen endorsing your product, but you have to admit if the paparazzi got a shot of him in an STP t-shirt that would be worth way more than the cost of a shirt!

Maybe you have something cooler than stickers or a shirt? If this is the case maybe consider throwing in two, since I’d love something cooler than stickers or a shirt.

What do you say?


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


p.s. If you do send a shirt, I’m sure you know Joel Postman takes an extra large (as do I). Thanks!


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