An Unanswered Letter to Dairy Queen
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
April 17, 2008
Dairy Queen
c/o Berkshire Hathaway, Inc.
1440 Kiewit Plaza
Omaha, NE 68131
Dear Dairy Queen,
Ever think of coming out with a franchise called Dairy King? You should consider it.
When I think of Queens I think of gay men in drag, but milk and cross-dressing homosexuals don’t really have a lot to do with tasty dessert treats! Well, not that I am aware of anyway.
If you came out with a chain of Dairy Kings and carried macho foods in them like steaks and pork rinds, I bet straight men would flock to such a place if it had cold enough beer and big screen TVs. You could hire big breasted women in tight shirts to serve the food and it would be a win win!
[Redacted], Iowa would be the perfect location for your fist store. I don’t eat swine or bovine, but I have been known to have a beer or two!
If you do decide to open a Dairy King in Slater, Iowa please drop me a line.
Thanks,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
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