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An Unanswered Letter to Dairy Queen

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 17, 2008

Dairy Queen
c/o Berkshire Hathaway, Inc.
1440 Kiewit Plaza
Omaha, NE 68131

Dear Dairy Queen,

Ever think of coming out with a franchise called Dairy King? You should consider it.

When I think of Queens I think of gay men in drag, but milk and cross-dressing homosexuals don’t really have a lot to do with tasty dessert treats! Well, not that I am aware of anyway.

If you came out with a chain of Dairy Kings and carried macho foods in them like steaks and pork rinds, I bet straight men would flock to such a place if it had cold enough beer and big screen TVs. You could hire big breasted women in tight shirts to serve the food and it would be a win win!

[Redacted], Iowa would be the perfect location for your fist store. I don’t eat swine or bovine, but I have been known to have a beer or two!

If you do decide to open a Dairy King in Slater, Iowa please drop me a line.


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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