An Unanswered Letter to Prince Leopold

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 10, 2008

The Succeeders
Leo Jean
270 Rockyspring Circle NW
Calgary, AB T3G 6A2
Canada

Dear Leo Jean,

I know to certain that aliens do not talk to you. I have empirical irrefutable cold hard evidence that this is not the case! God Himself told me that you are being visited by false prophets and your immortal soul is in danger!

I am writing to ask you to repent and to come into the arms of the One True Lord Jesus Christ Our Savior. Only through Him can you know salvation!

You must renounce these spirits and aliens you commune with. You must give up your sorcerous ways or you will surely burn in a lake of hellfire!

You must also run this ad in a Newspaper for the world to see you are no longer conducting yourself in an evil manner:

PRAYER To The Blessed Virgin (Never been known to fail). Oh most beautiful flower of Mt. Carmel, fruitful vine, splendor of heaven. Blessed Mother of the Son of God, immaculate virgin, assist me in my necessity. Oh Star of the Sea, help me and show me that you are my Mother. Oh Holy Mary Mother of God, Queen of Heaven and Earth, I humbly beseech you from the bottom of my heart to succor me in my necessity (make request). There are none that can withstand your power. Oh Mary, conceived without sin, pray for us who have recourse to thee (3 times) Holy Mary I place this prayer in your hands (3 times). Say prayer for three consecutive days and must be published and it will be granted to you.

Love in Christ,

Christopher L. Jorgensen