An Unanswered Letter to Christopher Moore

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

July 17, 2008

Christopher Moore
P.O. Box 992
Cambria, CA 93428

Dear Mr. Moore,

I really love your books (or at least the ones I’ve read)! I bet you hear that a lot. I’m no gushing fanboy or anything though. It’s not like I would go to a convention or drive hours for an author reading. Hell, I don’t even know if you go to conventions. The people at those things seem weird, but then so do you, so maybe you wouldn’t mind as much?

I’ve read and own the following:

Practical Demonkeeping
The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove
Fluke

And I own but haven’t read:

Island of the Sequined Love Nun
Stupidest Angel

I love the scene in “Practical Demonkeeping” where the demon eats the hippy and throws the shoe by the side of the road! I think of hippy eating demons every time I see a single abandoned shoe or boot. It makes me laugh.

I’ll probably get around to reading some of your other books someday, but I just wanted to write to say keep up the good work!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I’ve included a stamp, in case you feel like writing back, since I know you author types don’t make as much money as people would like to think! I would have included some Ramen noodles too, but didn’t think they’d fit in the envelope very well! Have a good day, sir!