An Unanswered Letter to Geraldo Rivera

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 6, 2008

Geraldo Rivera
c/o Fox News Channel Studios
1211 Avenue of the Americas
New York, NY 10036

Dear Geraldo,

Remember that time that white supremist broke your nose with a chair? I didn’t think you deserved to have that done by a white supremist. I think some scrawny Mexican should have done it. This way no one could question his motives. People would know you were being hit for being an ass, not because of your race. I’m surprised you’re not hit more often.

I want to thank you for answering an age old question for me. Where does a hack journalist go when he has zero credibility? Fox News of course.

If you do get hit again, can you drop me a line to make sure I get to see it? Or maybe you could just send me a tape of the time you got your nose broken. I’ll replay that over and over again, pretending the guy bashing your face in is a Mexican.

That would be great!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen