An Unanswered Letter to Camelflage

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

September 10, 2010

Camelflage LLC
13934 Fillmore Street
Thornton, Colorado 80602

Dear Camelflage,

I read on your website that you are a “cameltoe” advocate. Don’t tell anyone, but so am I! In fact little makes me laugh harder than pictures of celebrities like Sally Clawson sporting the dreaded cameltoe. Well, that “how is babby formed” video makes me laugh pretty hard, but I think you get what I mean.

What I don’t get is why if you’re a cameltoe advocate you came out with a product meant to hide cameltoe? That’s like a cancer researcher encouraging people to smoke! It’s counterproductive. If enough women start wearing camelflage panties the camel crotch shot will become a thing of the past. Then where will true cameltoe aficionados like you and I get our fix? We’ll once again be left with National Geographic.

I found your site after goggling “Cameltoe Photos Before and After,” and have to admit I was slightly disappointed with your selection of photos. I was also kind of expecting to see a wider variety of camelflage panties. Do you have more than the two styles? The first looks uncomfortable and the second looks like it solves cameltoe for the over 50 crowd.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen