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An Unanswered Letter to Van Ness Plastics

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

January 30, 2012

Van Ness Plastics
400 Brighton Rd.,
Clifton, NJ 07012

Dear Van Ness Plastics,

I’m huge into social media and marketing. I love the Facebook and the twitter and the YouTube. I went to your website and was excited to see you maintain a presence on these internet services! Then I was disappointed to discover no one has ever tweeted from your twitter account! Surely someone within your organization has something worth saying? It’s almost the same story with your Facebook page. There’s a few posts there, but nothing that exciting and nothing since August of 2011! Even YouTube hasn’t seen any action in half a year! And even then there’s only three videos! Did you give up on marketing? Did you give up on social media? I think these things have the potential to become big someday! You should reconsider your social media marketing strategy. To this end I have a proposal for you! I could do it for you.

You obviously need it done, and like I said, I like doing it. I could tweet stuff about cats and dogs and hamsters and gerbils (even if I don’t know the difference between a gerbil and a hamster). I could make entertaining YouTube videos and write a Facebook post every now and again. I could engage your fans and create a vivid brand that people love to interact with! What do you say? I’d work fairly cheaply. My references are available upon request and if you can find someone that can do a better job than me you can always fire me!

Also, I bought one of your automatic cat watering things today. My cat likes water.


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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