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An Unanswered Letter to Hockeystud1284

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

August 5, 2011


Thomas Porretto
420 Florence St.
Mamaroneck NY, 10543


Dear Hockeystud1284,

My girlfriend thinks Henrik Lundqvist is no slouch, but he’s also no Mike Richter! She has a Richter rookie card! How sick is that? Do you have one of those? It would be cool to see you hold it up on youtube! Make sure you write back if you do, because I wouldn’t want to miss that!

Anyone ever tell you that you look like a young John Turturro, but with better teeth? You would think someone like Turturro could afford a dentist! Do you think Turturro is as big of a hockey fan as you? I bet he doesn’t have a Richter rookie card or even a Lundqvist!

Anyway, longtime fan, first time writing. Keep up the good work.

Peace,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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