An Unanswered Letter to Church of Scientology International

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 24, 2008

Church of Scientology International
6331 Hollywood Blvd.
Suite 1200
Los Angeles, CA 90028-6329

Dear Scientologists,

I would so love an autographed picture of David Miscavige! Could you send one to the above address? Make it out to “Christopher” and please say something inspiring. I’ve been going through a bit of a rough patch in my life every since I started suffering from Erectile Dysfunction.

There are drugs that can take care of this condition, but after looking over your website I know I don’t want to pollute my body with these chemicals!

I was looking for information on your religion/organization on the internet, but finding unbiased information is difficult. Maybe you could suggest some resources, or send me some information, or a recruiting packet or something???

This would be so cool!

You have a very informative website, but how can I know I can trust it? I mean the Mormons have a mean website as well, but we all know they’re just kooks and loons!

I found this website: http://www.xenu.net/ There wasn’t a lot of nice things about your religion/organization on that site. You should try to have them shut down! Or at least write them a letter like I am doing. They claim you believe there is a soul sucking alien out in space just waiting for me to die. While this is no more silly than basing your life around a carpenter that died 2,000 years ago, I still can’t buy it!

I know Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise are members, as well as John Travolta, but I was wondering if you have any good actors as members? I mean I really used to think Katie Holmes was hot. Not now, of course, having a kid takes a lot out of a woman (no joke intended), but she had it going on back in her “Dawson Creek” days. I know it’s kinda sick to be lusting after some high school chick and all, but I checked the old imdb.com and found out she was 20 back then, so perfectly acceptable and legal! I’m only 8 years older than her. Not like I am some 16 years older pervert or anything. That would just plain be wrong and sick!

Anyway, I am highly interesting in your religion/organization. Please send me what you can. Hell, even an XL “Scientology isn’t a Cult!” t-shirt would be cool.

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen