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An Unanswered Letter to Dyson Inc.

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 26, 2011


Dyson Inc.
600 W. Chicago Ave
Suite 275
Chicago, IL 60654


Dear Dyson,

Your vacuums look fun. I wish I could afford one. Maybe someday. Maybe someday I’ll actually use the vacuum I own (we can dream!).

I’m writing because I have a burning question: Is James Dyson at all related to Freeman Dyson? It seems like too much of a coincidence for these two to not be related! One theorize a sphere large enough to encapsulate a sun and the other created a ball to be used in a vacuum cleaner! Obvious visionaries and physicist both! In the end though I have to say the Dyson Ball is the cooler of the two ideas since it actually exists.

If the Dyson Sphere actually existed we wouldn’t have to worry about overpopulation for a few million years. You guys should start working on that.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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