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An Unanswered Letter to Bill Bennett

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 19, 2008

Bill Bennett
c/o Salem Radio Network
1901 N. Moore Street
Arlington, Va. 22209-1728

Dear Mr. Bill,

I heard if you “shake it” more than three times you are playing with it. Well, sometimes I “shake it” five, six, or even seven times. I fear my moral compass is broken or lost! How many times am I allowed to “shake it” How many times do you “shake it”?

Is there a way to find or repair a moral compass, or am I just lost forever? Please put my mind at ease and let me know if I am going to hell.


Christopher L. Jorgensen


I won’t go into why I think Bill Bennett is an judgmental sanctimonious overinflated bag of poop, but a simple google search and you can make up your own mind. We allow that around these parts.

I’m pretty sure Bill is against pornography, gay marriage and gay sex, hates kittens, and thinks women aught not have rights to their own bodies. If I’ve misrepresented him in anyway he’s welcome to refute me. Who knows…he might actually like kittens.

By Christopher L. Jorgensen


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