An Unanswered Letter to Gaynor Brown

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
USA

October 29, 2010

Gaynor Brown
c/o Hackney Service Centre
1 Hillman Street
London E8 1DY
UK

Dear Gaynor Brown,

It makes no sense to me why you would seek to have the bunny on the side of the building at 209 Hackney Road removed. This is worse than kicking puppies in my option (but then I am not a dog person)! Why would you want to destroy such an obvious piece of art? This makes no sense. So I am writing to ask why you are doing this? I am sure you have a reason other than because you’re a bad person.

I can’t think of one excuse for sticking your nose into another man’s private affairs and ruining the enjoyment of a big bunny painting for the rest of us. I realize with a name like Gaynor Brown that you were probably bullied as a child, but this is not an excuse to grow up to become a bunny hating bureaucratic thug!

If I were you I’d back away from this whole mess and pretend like you were never a bunny hating bad man (I don’t know if Gaynor is a boys’ name or a girls’ name, so if you’re not a man you have my apologies for the assumption).

Why are you doing this?

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. if you say you want to remove the rabbit because the rabbit in question bears too much resemblance to the Killer Rabbit of Caerbannog, then I could totally get behind your efforts to eradicated this bunny!