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An Unanswered Letter to IKEA

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


September 10, 2010


IKEA Customer Relations
9930 Franklin Square Dr.
Baltimore, MD 21236


Dear IKEA,

I went online and requested a catalog. I don’t generally use teh internet to try to get catalogs, but my girlfriend wanted one so I decided to try. It states pretty clearly on yours website that you only send these out quarterly or something (it’s been a while, so I don’t remember exactly). We’ve been trying to be patient, but it’s been over a year and we still haven’t gotten our catalog.

I think you will agree we’ve been the definition of patient, but there’s only so long a guy (and gal) is willing to wait. Maybe if you would tell us how many years we can expect to pass before we finally get one it will make this all more tolerable. Or you can just drop a catalog in the mail and shut me up.

If I don’t hear from you by 2015 I will write a more tersely worded letter!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. we liked your commercial with the cats.


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