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An Unanswered Letter to George Takei

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


January 28, 2012


Hosato Enterprises, Inc.
PMB 82
419 North Larchmont Blvd.
Los Angeles, CA 90004


Dear George Takei,

I want an autographed photo of you, but unfortunately for both of us I can’t afford the $60 you are charging. I’d love the photo and I am sure you could use the money, but I just don’t have it. Instead I am proposing a trade. I’ve included a photo of myself and figured we could swap. I’d like a photo of you without a shirt on, something like “Dueling George!” You can just make it out to “Christopher L. Jorgensen” (that’s my name).

I’ve been a fan of yours ever since I saw a video of you on the internet calling some guy a douchebag. He must have done something terrible, but I don’t really remember what it was. He probably made fun of trains or something.

Anyway, you can send the photo to the above address. I realize it might not be an even trade, but someday you may become as famous as me.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen

Picture of the picture I sent George


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