An Unanswered Letter to Dear Abby

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

November 19, 2008

Abigail Van Buren
P.O. Box 69440
Los Angeles, CA 90069

Dear Abby,

Somehow I have managed to addict myself to coffee, the internet (especially the NSFW tag at metafilter.com), masturbation, and both “Dexter” and “House M.D.!” I can’t seem to get enough of any of these things.

I dig these things too much. Do you think it’s a flaw in my character or is it genetic? What I really want are more vices like these, since they are so fun, so am hoping you have some suggestions. Any help would be greatly appreciated (well, not with the masturbation, as I can handle that all by myself).

Thanks,

Christopher L. Jorgensen