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An Unanswered Letter to Microsoft

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 1, 2008

Microsoft Corporation
One Microsoft Way
Redmond, WA 98052-6399

Dear Microsoft,

I sent Apple a letter asking for some free stuff, anything really, but only got back a lame marketing letter. I wanted something cool, but a letter telling me stuff about their products (stuff I already knew to boot!) was not what I had in mind. So I thought I’d give you guys a chance to outdo them.

So I’ll send you what I sent them:

They say you can’t get something for nothing, but I sure would like to try. Please send me something for free. Anything would be great! Something like an autographed photo of someone who works there or a used iPod or something. Whatever you think is cool will be cool.

Now, I’m guessing you won’t have any used iPods sitting around, but you guys do make an mp3 player too, right?

Anyway, make me happy, please.


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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