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An Unanswered Letter to Central Intelligence Agency

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

May 1, 2008

Central Intelligence Agency
Office of Public Affairs
Washington, D.C. 20505

Dear CIA,

For an organization that has “Intelligence” in its name, seems to me you guys do a lot of stupid things. I’d make a list, but I want to keep this letter short. I’m sure you know of more than me anyway.

I just wanted to know what percentage of your agents speak Esperanto? I’m thinking it’s a higher percentage than at a local Mensa International meeting.

Anyway I can get an autographed photo of your Director or an undercover agent? This would be way cool. I promise not to share the agent’s photo with any one, but I’d show the Director’s to the world! (People do know who he is, right?)

My girlfriend thinks this letter will get me on a list, but I tell her you don’t keep such things on US citizens. Which of us is correct?


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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