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An Unanswered Letter to Parke Kunkle

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

January 14, 2011

Professor Parke Kunkle
Office S.3330
Minneapolis Community and Technical College
1501 Hennepin Ave S
Minneapolis, MN 55403

Dear Professor Parke Kunkle,

First, I want to take the time to apologize to you on behalf of your parents. Saddling a child with a name like “Parke Kunkle” is just plain mean, and if there is one thing parents shouldn’t be it’s mean to their children. So sorry about that. I wasn’t consulted.

Now, I read about how you took a scientific approach to the whole Zodiac thing and think this is like taking a scientific approach to the tarot. I’m not hear to argue whether or not a person can take such an approach, but the silliness of doing so. Even if you can prove something using the scientific method what’s the point? It’s not like people that believe in supernatural crap will suddenly come around to your point because you blinded them with science!

And as an aside Ophiuchus is a really dumb name, and the only way I can imagine you came up with such a name is you consulted your parents! Shame on you! have you learned nothing?

Personally, I’d just leave the constellations alone if I were you. There are a lot of crazy people out there and last thing you need is those dumbasses writing you letters! I’m not mad though, since I am still a Leo. I’d be pissed if I woke up and found myself a Ophiuchus!


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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