An Unanswered Letter to Levitra

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 21, 2008

Levitra
c/o GlaxoSmithKline
One Franklin Plaza
P.O. Box 7929
Philadelphia
Pennsylvania 19101

Dear Levitra,

I know there’s nothing wrong with masturbation, regardless what the Pope says, but I was wondering…do some men take your drug even though they lack a partner to engage in sex with? I’m not sure if it is economical and cost effective if I am only making myself happy. It seems twice as expensive if I am the only person who gets the benefit, but I do miss enjoying myself.

Do you think I should just wait until I get a girlfriend, or do you suggest I get some Levitra as soon as possible?

If possible, could you send me a sample to the above address?

Thanks.

Enthusiastically yours,

Christopher L. Jorgensen