An Unanswered Letter to Midol (pt. 2)
Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010
June 2, 2008
Midol
c/o Bayer HealthCare LLC
Attn: Consumer Relations
36 Columbia Road
P.O. Box 1910
Morristown, NJ 07962-1910
Dear Midol,
I don’t expect a reply, since in your letter you said any future correspondence would be handled by your legal department, but don’t you mean your marketing department?
I wrote you previously about the idea of coming out with “Midol for Men.” This is an idea we should jump on as soon as we can! We don’t have to go getting lawyers involved. I’m not greedy! We’ll work out something fair for everyone involved. There’s no reason to be missing sales!
The only reason I can think of to bring lawyers in at this point is if we’re ready to negotiate royalties and such, and like I said, I’m not greedy, so just send whatever you think is fair to the above address.
Sincerely,
Christopher L. Jorgensen
p.s. thanks for the coupons!
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