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An Unanswered Letter to Monster Energy Drink

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

October 14, 2009

Monster Beverage Co
550 Monica Circle, Suite 201
Corona, CA 92880

Dear Monster Energy Drink,


It’s a bit difficult to go around spouting off about how you have a punk rock lifestyle while you’re suing the little guy. I mean, come on, when you go after a guy like Matt Nadeau over his use of the word “Vermonster” you end up coming off like the man!

Lawyers aren’t very punk rock.

You should be sponsoring Matt, entering into promotional deals, and having fun. Instead you’re choosing to squash this guy? This is idiotic. The names aren’t even that close. No one is going to confuse the products. One is presumably a yummy tasting beverage that gets you drunk, the other isn’t. Not a lot of room for confusion there!

The world needs more beer, less litigation. Drop the lawsuit. Quit crying like a bunch of babies.


Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. I sent Matt $5 to help his legal costs. It’s all I can do to stick it to the man!

p.s.s. you should come out with an iPhone app of hot chicks.

p.s.s.s please don’t sue me!


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Ames, IA 50010

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