An Unanswered Letter to Hugh Hefner

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 17, 2008

Hugh Hefner
c/o Playboy Enterprises      
International, Inc      
680 N. Lake Shore Drive
Chicago, Illinois 60611

Dear Mr. Hefner,

When you have seen as many naked women as you have do you ever grow tired of it? Especially since many of the beautiful blonde babes look like cookie-cutter clones! Seems like it would be like having ice cream with every meal. Who doesn’t like ice cream? But with every meal?

I loved your magazine as a kid and looked at Playboy a lot in my deformative years. I was never one of those people who claimed to “just read the articles.” I was there for the naked women! Guys who only read the articles are probably gay in my opinion. What do you think?

Any way I could get an autographed photo? That would be super. It can even be of you! Or one of your models. Whatever you think would be fine with me.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen