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An Unanswered Letter to Great Elephant Poo Poo Paper Company

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 27, 2009

Great Elephant Poo Poo Paper Company Limited
P.O. Box 23508
550 Eglinton Avenue West
Toronto ON M5N 3A8

Dear Poo Poo Paper,

I find myself in need of one ream of elephant poo poo paper, but I can’t find any place to buy such paper! All I can find are stationary sets, and honestly, I just don’t have a need for these. I just want the poo poo paper. 500 sheets to be exact!

I offer a course on Social Media Marketing at and run a weekly e-newsletter as well. It’s sort of a get-rich-quick scheme, but it’s not working out so well. I am still poor.

Anyway, on the website we offer a “Social Media Marketing Expert!” diploma and we’d like to print these on elephant poo poo paper. I would like 8.5” X 11” poo poo paper, but will take whatever size I can get.

I suppose I would be willing to buy it, but was hoping you’d just send it to me for free! If you do this we will give you credit on the website with a link back to your site. I’ll probably do this regardless. I’m just that kind of guy, but it would be great if you just sponsored the diplomas!


Christopher L. Jorgensen

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