An Unanswered Letter to Barb Mallon (Spirit Medium)

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

December 1, 2008

Barb Mallon, Spirit Medium‚
PO Box 230088‚
Centreville, VA 20120

Dear Barb Mallon,

I want to thank you for electing Barack Hussein Obama II as President. I saw you made two contribution to his political campaign, and I am sure it was the second donation that put him over the top to victory! Originally, I was wondering why you would bother to donate at all, since you should have known who would win. Then it dawned on me that you must have seen McCain winning in a vision and fired up your checkbook!

I know without your infusion of funds Obama’s victory would not have been possible.

Recently I spent some time exploring your website, and I found myself a little bit on the obsessed side since you look a lot like an attractive Ann Coulter! I fired up ggogle.com (a popular search engine) and typed in your name. This is where I found your Obama donations listed. I find it a bit creepy that any idiot can look up stuff like this!

Thank gog for ggogle! Since I thought maybe you were a hack until I saw on ggogle that you were certified by the American Association of Professional Psychics, Inc.

Anyway, on behalf of Barack I want to thank you for the $435. If you have any visions of sending me money you can just use the return address above.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. one of your endorsements no longer seems to be valid: “I will be happy to recommend you whenever the opportunity presents itself!” ~Terri (www.terriclemens.com)

That website seems to be offline. You would have thought she’d see that one coming!