An Unanswered Letter to Cheez Doodles

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

August 29, 2011

Wise Foods, Inc.
228 Raseley Street
Berwick, PA 18603-4533 USA

Dear cheez doodles,

Normally I wouldn’t write a letter on another’s behalf, but Jimmy Vo’s a mixed martial artist and there’s a good chance he’d kick my sas if I didn’t do as he says!

Anyway, he claims he was eating a bag of your cheez doodles and they “went fresh to stale in two hours.” First, I’m not sure I believe him. I mean who takes two hours to eat a bag of cheez doodles? Second, what’s a mixed martial artist doing eating junk food? His story is suspect! Maybe the humidity is horrible in New Jersey, but I think it more likely this man is pulling my leg.

So what do you think? Is he telling the truth? Can a bag of cheez doodles go stale in two hours? If not I am going to start questioning the whole mixed martial arts story, and maybe even kick his ass and make him start writing his own letters!

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen