An Unanswered Letter to Gov. Neil Abercrombie (HI)

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

April 28, 2011

The Honorable Neil Abercrombie

Governor, State of Hawaii

Executive Chambers,
State Capitol

Honolulu, Hawaii 96813

Dear Hon. Neil Abercrombie,

It might be prudent if you preemptively disarmed the next obvious birther argument. I figure someone is going to come along and ask you to prove that Hawaii really was a state in 1961 when Barack Obama was born. I know, and you know, that Hawaii was made a state in 1959, but a lot of people are gullible idiots.

A simple internet search shows there are people that do not recognize the validity of the plebiscite that made Hawaii a state. It’s not a difficult extension to imagine these same people questioning the validity of Hawaii statehood (and by obvious extension the validity of Obama’s US citizenship!). The stupidity of folks like Donald J. Trump knowns no bounds. Every time you think Donald J. Trump can’t possibly get any dumber Donald J. Trump is there to prove you wrong. He’s like that “Dumb & Dumber” movie, but he’s playing both the starring roles.

The way I have it figured it would be best if someone could come forth with proof that Hawaii is a state before idiots start asking. So what would constitute proof Hawaii is a state? You should start thinking about this now, because, mark my words, once the Tea Partying conspiracy theorists get behind this idea they will never let it go.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen

p.s. It would be cool if I could get an autographed photo!