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An Unanswered Letter to Jessica Pierce

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


November 10, 2008


jessica pierce
po box 8632
atlanta ga 31106


Dear Jessica Pierce,

your rabbits are sick, twisted, and wrong! Bunnies should not say things like “poop,” “fuck,” and “herpes!” They should say cute bunny things like “fluffy,” “love,” and “hug” (and maybe even “bunny”). And I question your stereotyping of homosexual rabbits. I’m sure there are hundreds of perfectly straight bunnies that also happen to like pink. Maybe even thousand! To make a pink bunny that says “gay” on it is again wrong! Well, unless you’re an equal opportunity seamstress and I missed the “straight” pink bunny. What lessons are kids expected to take away from these plush profanities?


Your rabbits are sick, twisted, and wrong! And I love them and thank you for making them!


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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