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An Unanswered Letter to Aurora

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


May 1, 2012


Aurora
815 Gana Ct.
Mississauga, Ontario,
Canada L5S 1P2


Dear Aurora,

I was saddened to see your contest for 5 liters of Olive Oil is only open to Canadian residents. I would have loved to win, but as a US citizen I am disqualified? This doesn’t seem fair. Why do you hate us? Is it because of our freedoms?

I would have totally poured the whole thing on my Canadian friend Anthony Imperioli. It would be amazing to see him covered in “Cuor D’Ulivo” Extra Virgin Olive Oil. I know some people would consider this a waste, but I can’t imagine anything else I would rather do!

Maybe you could enter me anyway and if I win I could come to Canada.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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