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An Unanswered Letter to Blaser USA

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


January 17, 2012


Blaser USA, Inc.
403 East Ramsey, Suite 301
San Antonio, TX 78216

Dear Blaser,

My friend Anthony Imperioli keeps wanting to take me hunting. He says, “We’ll kill something big!” He’s Canadian so I think this means caribou, moose, elk, or bear, but I’m not entirely sure, and he won’t tell me! Thing is, I am not certain that Anthony likes me as much as I like him and he’s overly insistent on this hunting trip! I’d like to select a rifle that is downright intimidating in case Anthony wishes me ill. I want him thinking twice before attempting to enact the plot of “The Most Dangerous Game” or “The Pest.”

I know it’s probably not the smartest move to go hunting with someone I don’t entirely trust (especially after the fishing incident!), but I figure once he sees my Blaser rifle he’ll behave (and stay on his own side of the tent!). So which rifle should I get? Remember, we’ll be killing something big!

 

Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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