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An Unanswered Letter to Chimp Haven

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


November 2, 2014


Chimp Haven, Inc.
13600 Chimpanzee Place
Keithville, LA 71047


Dear Chimp Haven,

I decided to buy some stuff for your chimps off your Amazon whishlist. I understand some of the items, like the jumbo walnuts or the fruit & nut medley and currants —who doesn’t like peanut butter and apricot jam?— but I don’t get what’s a chimp need with a puppy teething chew toy shaped like car keys or “Chef Paul Prudhomme’s Magic Seasoning Blends.” That’s ok though, I figure I don’t need to understand. Who am I to question a chimp’s desires?

Anyway, the above items should be arriving any day now. I don’t need a thank you note or any tax stuff, but I would like a photo of one of the chimps. It doesn’t have to be doing anything special. Just being a chimp is good enough for me. I guess one dressed up in halloween clothes would be fitting for this time of year, but that’s probably a stretch, since it’s already after halloween. Maybe something Thanksgiving themed? Up to you. Like I said. I don’t need anything special as long as it’s of a chimp and autographed that’ll do just fine.


Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


p.s. the above items were sent directly.


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