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An Unanswered Letter to FLAVORx

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


April 12 , 2010


FLAVORx
9475 Gerwig Lane,
Columbia, MD 21046


Dear FLAVORx,

I recently came across your “Pill Glide” product and think you guys are selling yourselves short! If 40% of adults have difficulty swallowing pills think of all the other things that engage the gag reflex! All the time people stick things in their mouths, like toothbrushes, that make them go “yack yack yack!”

Confining yourself to just pills makes no sense. As a “marital aid” alone you guys could sell millions! I won’t get graphic here, but sometimes it’s just not possible to do what needs to get done. A little flavor spray would go a long way (for guy or gal!).

Seems like an obvious and great idea!

Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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