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An Unanswered Letter to Snack Patrol

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


December 3, 2009

Snack Patrol Headquarters
4650 N. Port Washington Road
Lexington Building
Glendale, WI 53212


Dear Snack Patrol,

the idea of jerky and cheese together sounds wonderful. It’s so obvious that I am surprised no one has thought of it before! I have a great idea for a TV ad. You could have a guy walking down the street one way eating jerky, and a woman walking down the street the other way eating cheese, and when they bump into each other the guy can say, “You got cheese in my jerky,” and the woman can say, “You got jerky in my cheese,” and then they try it and love it and fall in love and live happily ever after.

Feel free to use that one.

Your product really does sound yummy, but unfortunately I don’t eat red meat, so was wondering if anyone sold anything like this, but without the jerky? That would be a good idea too. I bet a lot of money could be made doing this!

Exodus 23:19; 34:26 and Deuteronomy 14:21 all state, “Thou shalt not seethe a kid in his mother’s milk.” Personally, I think this is silly, and am pretty sure you won’t be going to hell for this, but I figured you should know the risks!

Sincerely,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


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