Click to subscribe to the jackassletters.com RSS feed Click to be taken to the jackassletters.com twitter page. Click to be taken to the jackassletters.com Facebook page Click to subscribe to the jackassletters.com podcast Click to be taken to the jackassletters.com YouTube channel

An Unanswered Letter to Tiger Woods

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 546
Ames, IA 50010


June 9, 2008


Tiger Woods
c/o International Management Group
One Erieview Plaza, Suite #1300
Cleveland, OH 44114


Dear Mr. Woods,

Have you ever heard of a poker player named Phil Ivey? They call him the Tiger Woods of poker, but I think that’s just plain silly. I think they only call him that because he’s good at what he does and black. Well, and he does look a little bit like you, but not that I am saying all black people look the same of anything!

Anyway, I read on the internet that he like to play golf. You should take him golfing sometime. It probably wouldn’t be much fun for either of you though unless you spotted him some holes.

I don’t really follow golf, but I like Phil Ivey. I don’t really have much else to say, since I don’t even know you, but we could hang out sometime if you wanted. I just wondered what you thought about them calling some other guy by your name.

Also, anyway I could get an autographed photograph? Or even just on a bar napkin of something?


Thanks,


Christopher L. Jorgensen


Commentary:

Have a comment? Put a stamp on an envelope and drop it in the mail to:

Christopher L. Jorgensen
PO Box 546
Ames, IA 50010

Be sure to mention what letter your comment applies to. Adding some cash with your correspondence is a good thing. You can email me at .(JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) if you must.

Latest Replies:

Other points of interest:

Legal:


The logo of the Randazza Legal Group. Click to visit their site.