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An Unanswered Letter to ZAGG

Christopher L. Jorgensen
P.O. Box 93042
Des Moines, IA 50393

January 31, 2012


ZAGG International
101 Shannon Industrial Estate,
Shannon, County Clare
Ireland

Dear ZAGG,

I used to be a materialistic man beset by the earthly wants and needs of the typical American consumer of commercial products. I did my best to keep the economy going and to embrace Capitalism. All hail the mighty dollar! I bought things I didn’t need with money I didn’t have in the search of the perfect purchase to make me happy. Yet, I was empty inside.

But then I met this simple man in a loin cloth, long beard, unkept hair, wild eyed and unbathed, who told me my desires for transient things was unnatural, that I already carried all that was of value in my heart. I think this guru was named Anthony Imperioli, but I am no longer certain. While he showed me the error of my ways, and I divested myself of all worldly wealth (about $23), and for a short time pretended to happiness, I knew this could not last!

I think I would have been happy to follow my Canadian spiritual leader and don my own loin cloth, but then I got an iPad and I was all like, “Holy shit is this thing cool! I wonder what could make it cooler?” You already know the answer to this query. Yes, a ZAGGfolio.

The ZAGGfolio made Christmas 2011 super special as I got one from my sister and have been using it ever since. In fact I am writing this very letter using this keyboard! Some says Jesus is the reason for the season, but this last Christmas I think the reason was the ZAGGfolio! I love love love the blatant commercialization of this Christian holiday now that I have a ZAGGfolio. That Anthony Imperioli guy be damned. I just think he’s jealous.

Sincerely,

Christopher L. Jorgensen


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